Pokemon Pink Version Ch.1ue Pokemon theme song, bitches!
I wanna be the very best!
Like no one ever was!
To catch them is my real test!
To train them is my cause!
The story starts with our hero, lazily sleeping past noon. Our hero's name is Zac Pink, and he's friends with the rarest Pokemon of all time. This story takes place in the center of the poke world, where Pokemon of all generations call home. This is the region of Eonia!
Zac stirred in his bed for a couple seconds before cracking his eyes open, only to see his clock.
"Holy Pikaballs! Its 1:26 in the afternoon! I need to hurry!" Zac yelled as he slid off his bed and, messily, got ready. He rushed downstairs, grabbed a piece of toast, and rushed out the door before his mom could say anything.
"Happy birth- oh, he's gone. Well at least I can watch Xtube now." Mom or Daisy said as she turned on her Google TV.
Zac then flew past Blaze and Dominic, who were used to him being in a rush. Sadly, neither of them ever knew
dA's Angels: Legion PT.2"So this is the armory?" Zac said as Zalgo led him to the room.
"Yeah, Now we have to get you fitted." Zalgo said as she took out a tape measure.
"Oh no, im sure something here will fit me." Zac assured.
"Not the type of armor you need. Zac, you're the strongest angel. Your not just a soldier, you're gonna be my right hand man, a General." Zalgo said as she started to measure Zac.
~~~2 hours later~~~
"So this is Zalgo's world. Pretty nice for a monster." Angel said as she was walking around, looking for Zac. She was speaking into an ear piece that had Death on the other end. "I think I found the throne room."
"Good, now try to find Zac." Death said.
As Angel opened the door to the throne room, she was stunned to find a beautiful woman sitting on the magnificent chair.
"Who the hell are you?" Angel yelled as she flew to the foot of the throne.
"Oh Angel, what brings you here?" Zalgo said.
"WHERE IS ZAC?!" Angel yelled as she threw herself in the air and was about to strike before someth
dA's Angels: Legion PT.1Theme: Young, by Hollywood Undead.
~~An hour later~~
Sakra, Dash, and Zalgo were sitting at the dining table eating their supper. There were still two spots set up as they waited for the two boys to come back. And soon enough, Zac showed up.
"I have come to a decision." Zac said as the two more immature girls started to giggle. "What?"
"And what would that be, Zac?" Zalgo replied.
"I have decided to join you. But under one condition." He answered.
"Awesome- Wait, what is the condition?"
"You can not hurt Angel or Clover or any of my friends." He suggested.
"Deal, but if something happens-"
"If something happens, you let me take care of it." Zac interrupted.
"Good. Now come eat and where's your boyfriend?" Zalgo asked curiously.
"Oh, um... he's sleeping from... a long day, yeah. Long day." Zac's pathetic cover made the girls giggle. "Why do you keep giggling?"
"We heard you two's 'play time' an hour ago." Dash spoke up. Zac's mouth fell open.
"WHAT?!" He screamed.
"We're sorry, but your
dA's Angels: He's a girl? PT. 2"I think you just blew his mind." Sakra said as she stuffed her face even more.
"Uh... Zac?" Zalgo said as she waved her hand in front of him. "Yeah, he's not moving. Jake, do something."
Jake got up and went right behind Zac and leaned in close. He put his lips on Zac's neck and started sucking on it making Zac wiggle and moan, only to push Jake away.
"Not in front of everyone, baby!" Zac stuttered as he rubbed the newly formed hickey on his neck. "And will you explain, Zalgo?"
"Yes. You see, in your world, people don't find a prominent woman scary and I wanted to induce fear into those around you. So I took over Jake's form, sent him here, and spent that last month with you." Zalgo explained as Zac came close enough to whisper to her.
"So you were going to propose?" He whispered.
"Oh no. Jake told me to do that. But I had to improvise when death took over you." She started to explain further. "That demon wasn't there to attack, only to report to me... but I guess Death wouldn't let t